# negative reinforcement through insults # # # Sometimes negative reinforcement is the way to go. # For the times when you need a kick in the pants # rather than a pat on the back I whipped up this # insult generator. # It will churn out more insults then you can shake # a stick at. import random class insultGenerator(object): def __init__(self): # setup the lists of insult fodder self.nounList = ['loser', 'jerk', 'nerd', 'doodie head', 'butthead', 'bonehead', 'dunce', 'moron', 'nerf herder'] self.adjectiveList = ['smelly', 'ugly', 'gimpy', 'slimy', 'crabby', 'scabby', 'scratchy'] self.connectorList = ['are one', 'are the biggest', 'are becoming a'] def getInsult(self): insult = "you" # connector phrase connector = random.randint(1, len(self.connectorList)) insult += " " + self.connectorList[connector-1] # adjectives adjCount = random.randint(2,4) random.shuffle(self.adjectiveList) for i in xrange(0,adjCount): if i != 0: insult += ", " else: insult += " " insult += self.adjectiveList[i] # ending noun noun = random.randint(1,len(self.nounList)) insult += " " + self.nounList[noun-1] return insult # a little example to get some insults flowing if __name__ == '__main__': ig = insultGenerator() print ig.getInsult() print ig.getInsult() print ig.getInsult() print ig.getInsult() # my output: # you are one ugly, slimy, scabby loser # you are the biggest scabby, slimy nerd # you are becoming a scabby, ugly, gimpy butthead # you are one slimy, smelly, crabby bonehead
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
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